I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
this will be a night to untag.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
