I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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