i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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