i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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