The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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