we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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