"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
