I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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