Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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