I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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