I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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