Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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