So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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