Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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