I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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