i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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