Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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