how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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