your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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