if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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