Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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