Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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