I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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