what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
