Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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