I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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