what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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