I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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