I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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