Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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