The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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