okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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