Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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