Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize