Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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