PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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