Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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