All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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