She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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