So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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