I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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