therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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