I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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