Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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