He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just forgot I was standing up.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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