Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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