Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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