Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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