the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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