oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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