Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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