I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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