Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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